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If it moves...

witters@tc.fluke.COM (John Witters)
(stereotypes, smirk, original)

Some friends and I were talking about some of the more red-neck rural logging
communities in Washington.  [We came up with the following slogans.]
towards nature than we do:

	"If it moves, shoot it,
	if it doesn't, cut it down."
	"If you're married to it, beat it."
--
	John Witters

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