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petebob@sequent.UUCP (Pete_Bob Apple)
Sequent Computer Systems, Inc.
(anti-anti-semitic, heard it, chuckle)

[Ed: Edited]

Adolf Hitler was very keen on the occult, so he went to a fortune teller hoping that the woman could tell him how long he would live.

After careful charting, she said, "I can't predict the exact date of your death, but I do know that you will die on a Jewish holiday."

"And which holiday will this be?" he asked.

"It does not matter." she replied. "Any day that you die will be a Jewish Holiday."


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