A young country Irish lad is at the local barn dance. He spies in the distance, a fine looking young lassie (girl!). After building up as much courage as he can, he saunters over to her and asks her would she like to dance. She does, so they do. After a few slow dances he looks her straight in the eye and says, "Can I smell your fanny?" to which she, not altogether unsurprisingly replies "You certainly can NOT!!" He nonchalantly turns to her and says, "Oh, it must be your feet then."
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