(This one leaked out of Microsoft the other day. I didn't save the original)
Two male engineering students meet each other on campus. One says to the other, "Hi Bill, Where did you get that new bike?" Bill replies, "Well, I was walking to class the other day when this pretty co-ed rode up, jumped off her bike, took off all her clothes and said 'You can have anything you want!'"
"Good idea," Bill's friend replied. "Her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway."
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