(Here are some more ethnic jokes to offend new constituencies.)
Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Belgium?
A: God couldn't find three wise men in Belgium.
(source: a colleague's friend in Holland)
A pair of Missouri jokes about Arkansas:
Q: What's considered foreplay in Arkansas?
A: When the man says, "Brace yourself, Linda Lou."
(source: Johnny Carson's list of state jokes collected by his staff and aired about 6 years ago)
Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?
A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top, she's old enough. If it isn't, cut the barrel down a bit.
(source: ???? I was raised in Missouri--I heard this one about 10 years ago)
A standard one:
Q: Why did God make North Dakota?
A: To protect Canada from South Dakota!
(source: I've heard it all over. I think it surfaced on the same Carson show using Minnesota and Iowa.)
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