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This is a true story. Last night I was in a minor accident on the highway. We both pulled off to the side and as soon as I smelled the other guy's breath it was obvious he had been smoking pot. When the cops finally showed up, I told one of them this and he said, "and just how do you know what pot smells like?" I told him I used to use it before I was nominated to the Supreme Court.

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