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Airplane Humor ------------- Question: What separates flight attendants from the scum of the earth? Answer: The cockpit door. Pilot's bumper sticker: Don't tell my mother I'm an airline pilot. She thinks I'm a piano player in a whore house. Heard from the flight attendant: "Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until the captain has come to a complete stop. We don't want you arriving at the gate before the plane does." [ It's my opinion that "Please remain seated until the airplane has arrived at the gate" are the 11 most ignored words in the English language. - ed ] -- Tracy LaQuey Computation Center, The University of Texas at Austin
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