A Frenchman, a Russian, and an Italian are in heaven discussing their respective deaths; they realize they all died because of cars. The Frenchman was making love to his girlfriend while on the highway and died in a fatal accident. The Italian drove his Ferrari so fast, he wiped out, crashed into a tree, died. The Russian saved all his rubles for a year to buy a Lada, and starved to death. ----------------- A mexican bandito asked his friend if he knows Pancho Villa. "Do I know Pancho Villa? Do I know Pancho Villa?? One day after I rob bank, my pistollo is yanked from my holstero. Behind me stand Pancho Villa. He take my money, say 'Eat my doodoo.' Rather than to die, I eat his doodoo. While I eat his doodoo, I yank his pistollo. I say, 'Eat MY doodoo.' Rather than to die, he eat my doodoo. You ask me if I know Pancho Villa? We had lunch together!" -- -Mitchell F. Wyle firstname.lastname@example.org
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