[ From the FORTUNE database ]
In the beginning was the demo project.
And the project was without form.
And darkness was upon the staff members thereof.
So they spake unto their division head saying,
"It is a crock of shit, and it stinks."
And the division head spake unto his department head, saying:
"It is a crock of excrement and none may abide by the oder thereof."
Now, the department head spake unto his directorate head, saying:
"It is a container of excrement and is very strong, such that none
may abide before it."
And it came to pass that the directorate head spake unto the
assistant technical director, saying:
"It containeth that which aids growth and is very strong."
And Lo, the technical director spake then unto the captain, saying:
"The powerful new project will help promote the growth of laboratories."
And the captain looked down upon the project and he was that it was good.