As can be derived from the subject line, this joke may offend some people, so beware... One night a woman walks into a sleazy tavern, slides up to the bar, and demands, "Bartender! A case of Michelob, cold!!" The bartender looks at her and replies, "A case? You sure you want a whole case?" To which the woman says, "Of course I'm sure! I'm a big girl, just give me what I order!" The bartender does just that, and serves her up a rack. The woman starts chugging the beer like there's no tomorrow, and passes out cold after her fifteenth. Upon seeing this, two sleazoid locals grab the girl, drag her outside and into an alley, and fuck the shit out of her for hours. The next night (you guessed it), the same woman shows up at the tavern and orders another case of Michelob. The bartender, seeing the two men watching her, says, "Lady, I don't think you want to do that!" The woman then says, "Hey, if I wanted my dad's advice, I would've asked him! Now get me the fucking beer!" So the bartender does. As happened the night before, she wound up passing out, getting taken to the alley by the same guys, and got fucked silly for hours. The third night, she shows up again, this time looking a little worn. "Bartender!," she yells, "A case of Budweiser, cold!" The bartender looks incredulously at her and says, "Budweiser? I thought you were a Michelob fan." "Well, I used to be...but now it makes my pussy ache..."
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