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(Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev and Foreign Secretary Eduard Shevardnadze met on the eve of the recent super-power summit.)

"What can we do to impress the Americans?" Gorbachev asked Shevardnadze.

Replied the foreign secretary: "Well, we could open the gates of the Soviet Union for 24 hours."

"Don't be crazy," Gorbachev replied. "Everybody would go and it would leave only the two of us sitting here."

"Speak for yourself," shot back Shevardnadze.

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