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( just hot off Werner's wire-service ...)

Mr. Reagan visited Dukakis headquarters yesterday, offering to work for his election campaign.

"No, Mr. President, I am the Democratic candidate. You probably meant to get to the Republican Campaign headquarter.

"Well, now, no, I had gone there first, but they told me to come over here and help..."

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