From Wisconsin Public Radio comes a weekly program called "What'dya Know" with Michael Feldman. [It's a great show - sort of like PHC with humor :-)] Each week's program starts with a summary of the "news." A recent one included:
XYZ Tobacco has just introduced a smokeless cigarette. Just the thing to have after safe sex.
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