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We stand on guard for thee...
fbaube@note.nsf.gov
(funny, topical)
Relayed by: Walid
Why did the chicken cross the road?
...to get to the National Guard.
(And, from Jay Leno)
"I was just back in the newsroom there - saw
Pat Robertson and Dan Quayle swapping war stories."
What do Guardsmen actually do ? "You just kind of sit around
waiting for something to happen. If that isn't training for the
vice-presidency - I don't know what is." .. "A lot of people just
feel he's too inexperienced for a do-nothing job."
And, Quayle has two things that Bentsen lacks -
"A blow-drier and a pulse."
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