Did you hear the one about the <ethnic> who came home and found his wife between the sheets with another man ? Well, he pulls out a gun, saying "That's enough! I'm going to put an end to this once and for all!" Then he puts the gun up to his head.
The unfaithful wife shouts "Don't do it! Don't do it! Don't kill yourself!"
The enraged <ethnic> replies, "Shut up, bitch--`cause you're next!"