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Bounding Maine

adamm@necis.nec.com (Adam Moskowitz)
(smirk)

(This is only good for a brief chuckle, but WTF)
(I heard this from some folk group on tour; probably Silly Wizard, in which
case it would have been told by Andy Stewart)

A Scot is vacationing in Maine.  While walking through the woods he sees an
animal he doesn't recognize.  He shrugs in curiosity and keeps on walking.
A few miles down the trail he happens upon a Park Ranger.  He describes the
animal to the ranger and asks what it was.  The ranger tells him that it was
a moose.  The Scot replies (in his heavy accent), "Lord, if that's what yer
mouses look like here in America, I'd hate t' see yer cats!"

AdamM

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