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Some original LBJs

tneff@dasys1.UUCP (Tom Neff)
Independent Users Guild
(original, chuckle)

Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: <smash the lightbulb>


OK, try again.

Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: Five. Two to argue over whether the buddha nature already resides in the empty socket, one to light a candle instead, and two to shovel out the outhouses.


On a related topic:

Q: How many psychoanalysts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: How many do you think it takes?


Tom Neff

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