Q. What happens when you try to start the engine on a Suzuki?
A. It turns over.
[Ed: Well, some of you might not quite understand this one if you didn't read the recent articles stating that the "fun to drive" Suzuki Samurai can be rolled over far more easily than any other car, causing Consumer Reports to give it the first "unacceptable" rating they have given a car in many years. Ironic because of Suzuki's commercial about doing silly tests on a test track.]