(Sean C. Mikeworth) writes:
What do you call 6.9?
A good 69 interrupted by a period....
What do you call a period?
A bloody waste of fucking time.
Hugh Dunne, Dept. of Math.
And now... An editor's contribution on the same subject! Original lyrics to a popular song on this topic:
I've got Bloodstains on my sheets today.
It's the wrongest time of the month of May
I guess you'll say, what can take those cramps away
Midol... Midol .... Midol
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