[Ed: The odd experience in telling this joke is that most men find it funny, but I have yet to meet a woman who does. Now the problem with the above disclaimer is that women will all read the joke, just to find out what it is that men find funny and women don't. So you'll read it, and say, "that's not very funny." But because of this warning, you won't complain to me. ]
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Adam and Eve, but couldn't find them. Later in the day God saw Adam and asked where he and Eve were earlier. Adam said, "This morning Eve and I made love for the first time."
God said, "Adam, you have sinned. I knew this would happen. Where is Eve now?"
Adam replied, "She's down at the river, washing herself out."
"Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell funny."
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