A woman who had outlived no less than eight husbands finally past away. Old friends and enemies alike gathered at graveside and consoled or bitched with each other, as is so often the way. ``Oh well, at least they'll be together again...'' sighed of the the departed's lady friends.
``Yes,'' replied a childhood friend with a sob, ``but with which husband?''
``No silly,'' said the snide friend, ``I meant her legs.''
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