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Harvard man in New Haven (for rec.humor.funny)

watmath!iuvax!bsu-cs!dhesi (Rahul Dhesi)

(This is an old joke, but seldom told accurately as it really
happened.)

A Harvard man, visiting New Haven on the day of the big Yale-Harvard
football game, noticed a Yale man in an apparent state of ecstasy,
jumping up and down on a closed manhole cover, and shouting
"Sixty-five!  Sixty-five!!"

The Harvard man watched for a minute or two, and felt envious at the
sheer happiness of the Yalie as he shouted "Sixty-five! Sixty-five!!"

"Can I try that too?"  asked the Harvard man.

The Yale man nodded generously, and courteously stepped aside.

The Harvard man jumped up and nervously shouted "Sixty-fiyee---," the
Yale man pulled aside the manhole cover, the Harvard man fell in, the
Yale man replaced the manhole cover, and...

And a few seconds later another Harvard man, visiting New Haven on the
day of the big Yale-Harvard football game, noticed a Yale man in an
apparent state of ecstasy, jumping up and down on a closed manhole
cover, and shouting, "Sixty-six!  Sixty-six!"

Rahul Dhesi         UUCP:  <backbones>!{iuvax,pur-ee}!bsu-cs!dhesi

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