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A farmer's rooster is getting on in years and just not producing enough; he decides that he should get a new (younger) one to replace it.

When the new rooster arrives he moves the old one to the rear corner of the henhouse. Once he has left the new rooster starts having a good time.

The old rooster looks on and finally can take no more--he starts a fight with the young one. Soon the fight moves outdoors and with a great deal of squawking the old rooster is being chased around the henhouse by the young one. All of a sudden the young rooster falls dead with a bullet through his head. The Farmer saunters over, all the while cursing:

'Damn it! That's the third gay rooster that I've bought in the past month!'

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