The Lone Ranger, while hunting down some low-down-murderous scum, is captured. Fortunately, Silver escapes. The bad guys decide to take Loney out into the desert and tie him down, naked, to stakes. Once they are satisfied that he is secured, they leave him to die slowly.
Silver appears at the scene. The Lone Ranger grabs him, and whispers a message to get him help. Silver rears back, whinnies, and charges off to town, many miles away.
All day, in the blistering sun, the Lone Ranger survives. Just as he thinks the end is near, night falls. Though relieved at first, he begins to get colder and colder. By shear power of will, he manages to survive the night. As dawn breaks, he hears the thundering of horse hooves. Up gallops Silver with a naked woman on his back.
"God Damnit, Silver, I said 'POSSE'"
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