A polack is walking down the street with a big bag over his shoulder, when a black guy stops him and asks: "Yo and Sheee, Wha be in the bag maaaan?" And the polack replies, "Watermelons." The black guy asks how many and the polack says: "If you can guess how many are in here, I'll give you both of them." So the black guy says, "Ten?"
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