Old lady calls up police department: Officer, there is a man exposing himself in the next building.
Dispatcher: We'll be right over, lady.
(Five minutes later at her apartment.)
Officer: Which way, lady?
OL: This way officer, he's still shamelessly baring himself.
Officer: Where is he, lady? I don't see no naked man.
OL: Oh, you have to look through this telescope.