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Maine mishap

redacted@maine.net (Anonymous)
(smirk)

Wilbah was working at the sawmill and he cut his hand off.

They put his hand in a plastic bag and they sewed it back on and he was back to work before the morning break.

After the break Wilbah fell in front of the saw and his leg was cut off.

They put his leg in a plastic bag and they sewed it back on and he was back to work before lunch.

After lunch Wilbah was a little wobbly and he fell head first into the saw and his head was cut off.

They put his head in a plastic bag and sent him off to the hospital.

Come afternoon break Wilbah wasn't back to work.

His coworkers were starting to worry....he only cut his head off. He should be back by now.

By afternoon break they learned Wilbah.......passed away.

Wilbah suffocated.


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