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Unintended consequences

jay_k@jkr.org
(smirk, sexual)

Joe is telling his pal Rick his troubles:

"You know that new girl at work, the one I've been wanting to ask out?" he asks.

"Yeah, what about her?" Rick replies.

"Well, every time I see her, I get an instant erection, and have to turn away to hide it."

"That's rough. Why don't you try taping your dick to your leg ... then it won't show?" Rick suggests.

Joe agrees this is a great idea; Rick even loans him a roll of duct tape.

A few days later, they meet again:

"Well, I called her and asked her out, and she said yes," Joe reports.

"That's great!"

"So I get to her house, walk up to her door, and she answers it wearing a short, sheer dress."

"Great! How'd it go?"

Joe slumps down in his chair. "I kicked her in the face."


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