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Heston Family Has Difficulty Coping with his Death

The family of Charlton Heston is reportedly having a hard time dealing
with his death Saturday night. "Taking the guns from his cold dead
hands - much creepier than expected," reports a family spokesperson.
"Even though he gave us permission to do this several times, the rigor
mortis made it fairly difficult, and way creepier than you would think."

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