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Finally! A newsworthy news story!

Yahoo news reported that two of the Carolina Panthers cheerleading squad were apprehended and arrested in a Tampa bar for tying up the women's bathroom - by making love in it.

The story concluded by saying, "The Panthers cheerleaders were not in town to perform at the game" . . . Too damn bad. I would have paid money to see that halftime show!

[Editor's addendum - the cheerleaders in question were promptly fired by the Panthers. But not to worry - they've received several offers from the Vikings...]

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