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Customer support letter

mrt_5656@hotmail.com (M T)
(topical, smirk, original)


Customer Service Department
B&Q
Dear Sir/Madam

My congratulations to you on getting a yacht to leave the UK on 28th
November 2004, sail 27,354 miles around the world and arrive back in the
same place 72 days later.

Could you please let me know when the kitchen I ordered 96 days ago will
be arriving from your warehouse 13 miles away?

Yours sincerely

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