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My (now ex) wife, works at a school for disabled kids. I attended the school fete with my wife, and a middle aged woman came up to me and asked if I'd like to buy some raffle tickets. She followed up with "A pound a strip."

As quick as a flash, and before thinking, I asked "What'll you do for a fiver?"

She thought this was very funny, sold me some tickets, and went on her wad giggling to herself.

My wife then whispered in my ear "That was Sister Mary!"

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