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Have you EVER..?

ragho@mahalingam.com (Ragho Mahalingam)
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(originalchuckle, original)

While filling out my US Citizenship paperwork (form N-400, for those who care to look), there are umpteen questions that you must answer either 'yes' or 'no'. These are supposed to help certify that you are a 'good moral' character, which is of course mandatory because we already have enough felons in here. This includes answering questions like:


- Have you ever been a habitual drunkard?
- Have you ever been arrested, cited or detained ...?

and the best is:


9. Have you EVER advocated (either directly or indirectly) the overthrow
of any government by force or violence?

It is a pity that my only choices are yes and no; I am rather inclined to answer "NO, but YOU have."


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