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Okay, Just out of curiosity, how many of you firearms enthusiasts have gotten the "pornography wink" when picking up a package at FedEx or UPS with an "ADULT SIGNATURE REQUIRED" sticker on it?

I was down at the FedEx picking up a pistol that had been shipped to me after custom work. On the box was a GIANT yellow sticker that said, you guessed it, "ADULT SIGNATURE REQUIRED."

Me:  Hi, I've got a package waiting. 
Sexy FedEx Girl:  Sure.  Sign here, and I need some ID 
Me:  Okay.  Thanks. 
Sexy FedEx Girl:  Wow...I've never seen that before...ADULT SIGNATURE REQUIRED. 
Me: Yeah...well... 
Sexy FedEx Girl:  Are you and adult?  *grin, grin, wink, wink, nudge nudge* 
Me:  Er...yeah.  Sometimes. 
Sexy FedEx Girl:  It's just that it's...out there...I mean..BOOM! 
	Adult Signature Required, y'know?  *nudge nudge, wink wink* 
Me:  Yeah...I know.  Thanks.  Have a good night. 
Voice in My Head:  It's a GUN, Dammit!  A GUN! 

Sigh... damned if you do, damned if you don't.

[True story recounted on rec.guns newsgroup]

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