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Hire movers, trust me! (Michael C. Finke)

My wife found this at

She was looking at moving/packing sites today and, found this on the USPS site of all places! She found it humorous, stuck in among how to pack computers, china, appliances, etc.


Packing Hippos

You'll need:

1,000-gallon tank per hippo
1,000 gallons of water
1-pound sedative
Soothing hippo music
2 Aspirin (for you)

How to pack:

1. Fill your tank with 800 gallons of water. Start yesterday. Remember, a medium-sized hippo takes up at least 200 gallons. (Just out of curiosity, why do you have a hippo, anyway?)

2. Apply sedative. Take two Aspirin.

3. Hold it, hold it - put the hippo in the tank, first. Start with soothing hippo music, followed by a large winch and crane.

4. Now go relax in a hot bath before the forklift arrives.

WAIVER: We in no way advocate moving a hippo or any animal without the express advice and consent of your local vet or zoo keeper. If you'd like advice from a veterinarian on moving with pets click here.

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